“He arrived on the intersection of American historical past, the place he put 1 / 4 within the parking meter of future, leaving the automotive, trying to keep away from stepping within the urine puddle of jurisprudence.” — JON STEWART, mocking the media’s protection of Trump’s arrival in courtroom
“Severely, are we going to comply with this man to courtroom each [expletive] day? Are you making an attempt to make this O.J.? It’s not a chase — he’s commuting.” — JON STEWART
“At this level, you’re in all probability saying to your self, ‘What number of tv hours have they dedicated to what Donald Trump, a person who has not been off any of our screens for greater than 30 seconds within the final eight years, seems like?’ The reply will not be practically as many hours as describing his each motion.” — JON STEWART
“Look, sooner or later on this trial, one thing necessary and revelatory goes to occur, however none of us are going to note due to the hours spent on his speculative facial tics. If the media tries to make us really feel like essentially the most mundane [expletive] is earth-shattering, we gained’t imagine you when it’s actually fascinating. It’s your traditional ‘Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer.’” — JON STEWART
“Look, we have a protracted methods to go right here. It’s the primary day of the primary of his 438 trials to return. Tempo yourselves, and for those who’re bored, you possibly can all the time begin planning the way you’re going to [expletive] up masking his subsequent trial and the sober mea culpa you’ll ship throughout his subsequent time period as president.” — JON STEWART
