Here’s the rub: Most of our guests do things in the kitchen differently from how I do them. For instance, they put sharp knives, silver flatware, wooden bowls, nonstick cookware and fine china in the dishwasher. These things get ruined in the dishwasher.
Now, I’ve never been one to value my stuff over my friends — if a friend spills an entire glass of red wine on the rug, no big deal. But time and again, I say to my friends, “The only help I want is for you to come sit and keep me company while I clean up.” My husband thinks I’m being churlish and making people uncomfortable by refusing their help in the kitchen. How should I politely handle this?
Suggesting that your husband clean up while you distract the guests by entertaining them elsewhere comes to Miss Manners’ mind. Or telling him, “We don’t make the guests earn their supper.”
Dear Miss Manners: I am a single woman who learned early on that I wasn’t cut out for apartment living — that I wanted my own house. I was “orphaned” by 30 and moved into the home I inherited. Everyone from plumbers and painters to a lawyer who was representing me comments on the fact that I live alone in a house: “I don’t see why you need a house.” “Do you have kids?” “Don’t you have any pets?” These are accompanied by enough head-shaking and eye-rolling to rival a Marx Brothers movie.
A painter came into my garage and saw my decade-old, run-of-the-mill sedan and said, “Whoa, nice car,” sarcastically. A plumber looked around my basement and said, “This is a lot of house for one person.” When I told him that his quote was too high, he pointed to a piece of furniture and said, “Oh, you can’t afford my rate, but you can afford antiques?” (It was a DVD cabinet from a now-defunct home decor store, which I had gotten on sale for around $50.)
Keep in mind that these comments are always made in a “Where do you get off?” tone of voice. None of this is complimentary; I know the difference. After decades of this, I’ve grown sick and tired of being told in so many ways that I don’t deserve what I have. Why should women receive such rude and outrageous treatment in their day-to-day lives?
They should not. But as Miss Manners is in the manners, not the morals, business, she will offer a simple solution: Do not reengage plumbers, painters and lawyers who so behave.
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